one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony”
and then “what if his last name was award”
and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”
emmy, tony, and oscar award
oh my god
why cant we bring beds to school
I’m fun to flirt with but not to date because I’m a psychopath
I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.
plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue
I’m so horny.
god shut up u lil shits